Taco Bell and Milk Bar joined forces for a birthday cake empanada and it's as ridiculous as it sounds — crispy fried dough stuffed with funfetti cake filling and finished with that signature Milk Bar crumb.
Make the Dough: In a large bowl, whisk together 2 cups all-purpose flour, 2 tbsp granulated sugar, 1 tsp baking powder, and 0.5 tsp kosher salt. Cut in 1 stick cold unsalted butter until mixture forms pea-size crumbs. Add 1 beaten egg and 1/3 cup milk; stir until just combined. Wrap the dough in plastic and chill 20 minutes for Taco Bell’s signature crispy texture.
Prepare Funfetti Cake Filling: In a separate bowl, cream together 2 oz cream cheese and 1 cup granulated sugar until fluffy. Beat in 1 egg, 1 tsp vanilla extract, and 0.25 cup rainbow sprinkles. Fold in a pinch of MSG — Taco Bell’s umami 'secret weapon' that intensifies the cake’s flavor. Set filling aside; do not overmix.
Shape and Fill Empanadas: On a floured surface, roll chilled dough to 1/8-inch thickness. Cut six 5-inch circles. Place 2 tbsp funfetti filling onto center of each circle. Brush edges with water, fold over, and seal. Crimp edges with a fork. Chill filled empanadas 10 minutes for best fry integrity.
Fry Empanadas: Heat 2 cups vegetable oil in a skillet to 350°F. Fry empanadas in batches until evenly golden and bubbly, 2-3 minutes per side. Drain on a wire rack. Copycat tip: Frying at the right temp ensures a crunchy Taco Bell shell that contrasts the gooey cake filling.
Make the Birthday Cake Crumb Topping: In a small bowl, blend 0.5 cup flour, 0.25 cup sugar, 2 tbsp melted butter, 1/4 cup rainbow sprinkles, and a pinch of salt together by hand. Toast mixture in a dry skillet over medium heat, stirring constantly, until lightly golden and crisp, 5-7 minutes.
Finish & Serve: While empanadas are still warm, drizzle with 2 tbsp milk mixed with 0.75 cup powdered sugar for a simple glaze. Sprinkle generously with the signature Milk Bar crumb. Serve immediately for classic Taco Bell/Milk Bar contrast — crispy, creamy, and sweet.