A thick, chewy cookies and cream cookie loaded with rainbow sprinkles and crushed OREO pieces — Insomnia Cookies' St. Patrick's Day drop is as fun to look at as it is to eat. Warm from the oven with a gooey center and crispy edges, this copycat delivers that midnight cookie craving without the delivery fee.
Preheat oven to 375°F. Line two large baking sheets with parchment paper for even baking and easy removal.
In a large bowl, cream 1 cup unsalted butter, 2 oz cream cheese, 3/4 cup granulated sugar, and 1 cup light brown sugar on medium-high for 2–3 minutes until fluffy. The cream cheese is your secret weapon for that gooey, soft Insomnia-style interior.
Add 2 eggs and 1 tbsp vanilla extract. Beat until just combined; do not overmix, or cookies will be cakey rather than chewy.
Whisk together 2¼ cups all-purpose flour, 1 cup bread flour, 2 tbsp cornstarch, 1 tsp baking soda, and ¾ tsp salt. Slowly add dry ingredients to the wet, mixing until just a few streaks remain for tender, thick cookies.
Stir in 1¼ cups crushed OREO cookies, ½ cup rainbow sprinkles, and 1 cup white chocolate chips using a spatula. Reserve extra OREO and sprinkles for topping.
Scoop dough into 8 massive (about 4 oz each) balls. For best Insomnia-style thickness and texture, gently press each ball so the top is domed but rough — this helps hold toppings.
Lightly press reserved sprinkles and crushed OREO pieces onto tops of dough balls. Chill the sheet of portioned dough in the fridge for at least 30 minutes for thick, bakery-style cookies.
Bake one sheet at a time in the center rack for 12–14 minutes, or until edges are set and tops appear slightly underdone. Copycat tip: Pull cookies from the oven with gooey centers — they’ll set perfection as they cool, just like warm Insomnia delivery!
Let cookies cool on the baking sheet for 10–15 minutes before serving. Enjoy warm for ultimate gooeyness and classic Insomnia experience.