Chop Spam, konjac, onion, and green onion into small pieces.
Beat the eggs, add a little salt, and set aside.
Heat oil in a pan, scramble the eggs, and set aside.
In the same pan, fry the Spam until golden.
Add konjac, onion, and green onion and stir-fry together.
Add the rice and stir-fry until well combined.
Add the scrambled eggs back in, season with soy sauce and pepper, and stir-fry quickly.
Transfer to a bowl and serve.