Boil the konjac noodles in boiling water for 2 minutes, then drain.
Julienne the cucumber and carrot.
Mix mala sauce, soy sauce, vinegar, sugar, minced garlic, and sesame oil to make the seasoning sauce.
Put the konjac noodles, vegetables, and sauce in a bowl and mix well.
Finish with cilantro, crushed peanuts, and chili oil to taste.